Lions and Tigers and José... Oh My!

Episode Script
DO NO TALK OR YOU WILL BE KICKED YOU MAY NOW TALK 9:00 Mr.Duncan007 9:00 Scottney + Fang So, who am I? 9:00 RiMiEg007 Scott 9:00 Scottney + Fang I'm Scott? 9:00 RiMiEg007 Sure 9:00 Mr.Duncan007 9:00 Scottney + Fang 9:01 RiMiEg007 9:01 Mr.Duncan007 9:01 RiMiEg007 9:01 Mr.Duncan007 9:01 RiMiEg007 9:02 Mr.Duncan007 9:03 Scottney + Fang 9:03 RiMiEg007 9:03 Mr.Duncan007 9:03 RiMiEg007 9:03 Scottney + Fang (Scottney) 9:03 RiMiEg007 DO NOT TALK 9:04 Mr.Duncan007 9:04 RiMiEg007 9:04 Mr.Duncan007 9:05 RiMiEg007 9:05 Mr.Duncan007 9:05 RiMiEg007 9:05 Scottney + Fang 9:06 Mr.Duncan007 9:06 Scottney + Fang 9:07 RiMiEg007 9:07 Scottney + Fang 9:07 Mr.Duncan007 9:08 Scottney + Fang 9:08 Mr.Duncan007 9:09 Scottney + Fang 9:09 Mr.Duncan007 9:09 RiMiEg007 9:11 Mr.Duncan007 9:11 Scottney + Fang 9:11 RiMiEg007 9:11 Scottney + Fang 9:11 RiMiEg007 DO NOT TALK 9:13 Scottney + Fang 9:13 RiMiEg007 Mr.Duncan007 has left the chat. 9:13 RiMiEg007 9:14 Scottney + Fang 9:14 RiMiEg007 9:14 Scottney + Fang 9:15 RiMiEg007 9:15 Scottney + Fang 9:15 RiMiEg007 9:16 Scottney + Fang Mr.Duncan007 has joined the chat. 9:17 RiMiEg007 9:17 Scottney + Fang 9:18 Mr.Duncan007 Welcome to the Total Drama: The Roleplay Wiki chat 9:19 Scottney + Fang 9:20 RiMiEg007 9:20 Mr.Duncan007 9:20 Scottney + Fang 9:21 RiMiEg007 9:21 Scottney + Fang 9:21 RiMiEg007 9:24 Scottney + Fang 9:24 RiMiEg007 9:25 Scottney + Fang 9:25 RiMiEg007 9:26 Scottney + Fang 9:27 RiMiEg007 9:27 Scottney + Fang 9:27 RiMiEg007 9:28 RiMiEg007 9:29 Scottney + Fang 9:29 RiMiEg007 9:29 Scottney + Fang 9:30 RiMiEg007 9:30 Scottney + Fang 9:30 RiMiEg007 9:30 Scottney + Fang 9:30 RiMiEg007 9:31 Scottney + Fang 9:32 RiMiEg007 9:32 Scottney + Fang 9:32 RiMiEg007 9:33 Scottney + Fang 9:33 RiMiEg007 9:34 Scottney + Fang 9:34 RiMiEg007 9:34 Scottney + Fang 9:35 RiMiEg007 BoysCanLikeItToo has joined the chat. 9:35 Scottney + Fang 9:35 BoysCanLikeItToo (sorry for being a late asshole) 9:36 RiMiEg007 (it's ok Boys) BoysCanLikeItToo 9:37 Scottney + Fang 9:37 RiMiEg007 9:39 BoysCanLikeItToo 9:39 RiMiEg007 9:39 BoysCanLikeItToo 9:40 RiMiEg007 9:40 Scottney + Fang 9:41 RiMiEg007 9:42 Scottney + Fang 9:42 RiMiEg007 9:42 Scottney + Fang 9:43 RiMiEg007 9:43 The Villainous Vulture HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLA 9:43 Scottney + Fang 9:44 RiMiEg007 9:44 Scottney + Fang 9:45 RiMiEg007 9:45 Scottney + Fang 9:46 BoysCanLikeItToo 9:46 RiMiEg007 9:48 Scottney + Fang 9:48 BoysCanLikeItToo Coolboy87 has left the chat. 9:48 Scottney + Fang 9:48 RiMiEg007 SCENE SWITCHES TO ELIMINATION CEREMONY 9:56 BoysCanLikeItToo (what team is zoey on?) 9:57 RiMiEg007 (Kittens) 9:57 BoysCanLikeItToo 9:57 RiMiEg007 10:00 Scottney + Fang 10:01 RiMiEg007 10:01 Scottney + Fang 10:01 RiMiEg007 THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED
 * chris.png : Last time on Total Drama Island!
 * chris.png : We went Skydiving! And Gwen didn’t take it very well!
 * chris.png : We also brought Lindsay into the game!
 * chris.png : But the teams tied in the skydiving challenge, so we went bowling!
 * chris.png : Duncan, Noah, and Zeke amazed everyone with their impressive bowling skills!
 * chris.png : Heather also proved that she is terrible at bowling.
 * chris.png : And she would have been voted out if Someone didn’t switch her over to the Killer Kittens!
 * chris.png : So, the Screaming Snakes had to vote off someone else, and it would have been Noah if Ezekiel didn’t tamper with the votes.
 * chris.png : So instead, Beth went home! Who will be eliminated next?
 * chris.png : Find out now! On TOTAL!
 * chris.png : DRAMA!
 * chris.png : ISLAND!
 * zeke.png : *Conf* Now that Heather’s on my team, I have to lure her into an alliance. She, Duncan, Noah, Scott, and I will make a perfect alliance! Plus she’s kinda ho- I mean… she’s okay, I guess.
 * zeke.png : So, Heather… You want this bed?
 * Heather.png : Uhh... Sure Zeke
 * Heather.png : *Conf* Oh my gosh! I think I… Have a crush on… ZEKE! How is this possible? He’s homeschooled!
 * zeke.png : Which one? There are 13!
 * Heather.png : Whoa!
 * Scott.png Hey Guys!
 * Duncan.png : *knocks on the door* You guys busy! We have to talk!
 * zeke.png : Come in Duncan and Scott! *opens the door*
 * Heather.png : What do YOU want Duncan? And Scott
 * Duncan.png : I say we need to make an alliance with someone from the other team, so that way we can have him throw challenges for the other team, then we’ll have a better odds against them! What do you think!
 * Heather.png : *Conf* Oh my god! That’s… Brilliant! How did I not think of that!?
 * zeke.png : Ok, How about… Noah?
 * Duncan.png : Noah? The sarcastic, lanky, lazy, Noah?
 * zeke.png : That’s the one!
 * Duncan.png : He almost got voted out in the last challenge! What makes you think he’ll get far enough to help us?
 * zeke.png : *holds up fake votes* With these!
 * Duncan.png : Zeke! You are a genius!
 * Duncan.png : *Conf* An EVIL Genius!
 * Heather.png : So, will there be anyone else in this alliance of ours?
 * Scott.png I will.
 * zeke.png : How about Mike?
 * Duncan.png : Mike? I like our odds with Scott!
 * Heather.png : Me too!
 * zeke.png : *Conf* Huh, Guess they don’t know about Mal!
 * chris.png : *on the loudspeaker* ATTENTION CAMPERS! MEET ME OUTSIDE THE CABINS, PRONTO!
 * chris.png : Ok Punching Bags! It’s time for today’s night challenge!
 * Duncan.png : A night challenge? Count me out!
 * chris.png : Not so fast Duncan!
 * José.png : *stops Duncan* Not so fast, estúpido pinchazo!
 * Alejandro.png : José!?
 * Alejandro.png : *Conf* Why is José here!?
 * chris.png : I thought I would surprise you, Al! José is now in the game!
 * José.png That’s right, Al!
 * Alejandro.png : *Conf*¿Por Chris? ¿POR QUÉ? ¿Por qué traer ese pendejo de mierda aquí! Esto es un ultraje!
 * chris.png : Luckily for Al, José will be on the opposing team! The Screaming Snakes get him since they are down some players!
 * José.png : *walks over to the Screaming Snakes* Hola Teammates!
 * Alejandro.png *glares at José*
 * Duncan.png : *Conf* I think Alejandro is gonna blow a fuse!
 * Owen.png Get away José!
 * José.png : What's wrong Chubby One?
 * Owen.png You're evil and don't call me that!
 * chris.png : Also, José has immunity! *throws an immunity idol at José*
 * Lindsay.png Alejandro's brother is on our team? *hugs him*
 * José.png : Hello there
 * Scott.png *to Alejandro* Who does he think he is?
 * Noah.png : Oh yay! Another slippery eel! As if Alejandro wasnt enough!
 * Gwen.png Shut Up!
 * Alejandro.png : He thinks he is God! I hope to prove him wrong!
 * Duncan.png : Why are you so defensive Gwen?
 * José.png : *Conf* I know Al is less than thrilled that I'm here. But I need the dinero!
 * Zoey.png José should go home~
 * Noah.png : He has immunity! Remember?
 * Lindsay.png No! You should Zoey!
 * chris.png : Ok Campers, now that Alejandro’s favorite person in the world is here, lets start our challenge!
 * chris.png : As you know, it’s a night challenge! All you have to do is hike 1 lap around the island!
 * chris.png : First team to do walk 1 lap around the island wins! The losing team will send someone home!
 * chris.png : So… Are you ready campers?
 * Duncan.png : Not really, No!
 * Courtney.png : Well you should be.
 * Alejandro.png : LETS WIN THIS THING!
 * Alejandro.png *Conf* I am FULL of rage no that José is here! So we better win so he can eventually get voted out! Then I wont have to see that endiabladamente guapo face again!
 * zeke.png : Yeah! Let’s do this!
 * Mike.png *switches to *Chester.png * Oh! Do we have to?
 * Chester.png *switches to *Svetlana.png * You don’t have to old man, because SVETLANA can!
 * Chester.png *switches to *Svetlana.png * You don’t have to old man, because SVETLANA can!
 * Duncan.png : *Conf* Ok, Mike is really freaking me out with those personalities!
 * Svetlana.png : *switches to *Mal Standing Full.png *
 * Mal Standing Full.png *pretends to be Mike* Ugh, stupid personalities!
 * Gwen.png *throws huge rock on mike) Sorry
 * chris.png : And remember! This is a HIKE! So you have to walk!
 * chris.png : Any questions?
 * zeke.png : Can we fast walk?
 * Scott.png I'm running
 * chris.png : You can Scott... but that will disqualify your whole team!
 * chris.png : You wanna risk that?
 * Scott.png No
 * chris.png : Good
 * chris.png : And Zeke, you may fast walk, but I would save your energy if I were you!
 * Duncan.png : Why do we want to save our energy?
 * chris.png : Ok, enough chatter! ON YOUR MARKS!
 * chris.png : GET SET!
 * chris.png : GO!
 * Duncan.png : *starts walking*
 * Scott.png *makes zeke blead and walks*
 * zeke.png : Why would you do that Scott?
 * Scott.png Because your homeschooler and they stink!
 * José.png : You should treat your teammates with respect!
 * Gwen.png Shut It José
 * zeke.png : *Conf* What is they're deal?
 * José.png : *Conf* I like it when they play hard to get!
 * Scott.png I know what we can do! We can turn Chef into a chicken.
 * Mal Standing Full.png : *pretending to be Mike* Great Idea and all, but that's not the challenge!
 * Scott.png Who cares?
 * Duncan.png : Yeah Scott, Mike's right! Let's just win the stupid challenge so we can go back to sleep
 * José.png : You will not be winning, hermano! I will lead my team to victory!
 * Alejandro.png : Shut Up José!
 * José.png : As you wish! *walks away*
 * Scott.png I don't care about José, All I care about is if Fang comes.
 * Fang.png : *taps Scott on the shoulder* RAWR!
 * Scott.png FANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * José.png : *stops Fang* Hello! Who's the cutest little shark? Yes you are!
 * Fang.png : *falls asleep*
 * José.png : You may thank me later Scott
 * Duncan.png : *Conf* Ok then, that was weird
 * Izzy.png *swings on a vine* *screams loudly* LAAALALALLALALALALA!
 * José.png : *Conf* My uncle Julio was a hypnotist
 * Scott.png Great Izzy! You just woke up the Shark!
 * José.png : That Izzy chica is loco, yes?
 * Noah.png : You have no idea
 * Izzy.png I'm not Izzy! I'm Esplisivo!
 * José.png : I'm so confused
 * Noah.png : You'll get used to it after a while
 * Izzy.png *wakes up Fang*
 * Fang.png : Huh? RAWR!!!
 * Scott.png AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 * José.png : *snaps his fingers, and Scott becomes brave*
 * Scott.png YOU WILL PAY IZZY!
 * José.png : Punch the shark in the nose!
 * Scott.png YOUR TRICKS DON'T WORK JOSE!
 * José.png : Just punch the shark already!
 * Duncan.png : *punches Fang*
 * Scott.png *conf* Jose is a fool! Alejandro is way better! Plus, Jose isn't on my team!
 * Alejandro.png : *to Scott* Can you help me get rid of José?
 * Scott.png Sure
 * Alejandro.png : Good, lets steal his immunity idol!
 * Scott.png OK! *steals Jose immunity*
 * José.png : Huh, *slaps Scott's hand* Not so fast!
 * Gwen.png I'll take that! *takes Jose immunity*
 * José.png : *slaps Gwen's hand* No you won't Chica!
 * José.png : *puts Immunity Idol in his shirt*
 * Gwen.png Yes I will
 * José.png : Try Me!
 * José.png : Shouldnt you go back to your team chica?
 * Gwen.png Alejandro! Can you takes his immunity away?
 * Alejandro.png : Wish I could, but he's better than me at everything! I'll be as successful as you!
 * José.png : *overhears*
 * José.png : *Conf* So... Alejandro is forming an alliance against me! 2 can play at that game!
 * Zoey.png : Man, whats happening?
 * Scott.png Jose is evil
 * José.png : I'm better than Al!
 * Alejandro.png : *glares at José * Grrr
 * Zoey.png : Jose isnt as hot as Al, therefore, i side with al.
 * Mal Standing Full.png : *pretending to be Mike* Hey Zoey, we're just hiking around the island! First team to complete a lap wins! And José is apart of the Snakes team!
 * Zoey.png : Althought, there is someone else I have a much bigger crush on *looks at scott sweetly*
 * Zoey.png : Ooh, i see.
 * José.png : *Conf* There's something wrong about that Mike! I'll have to look into him!
 * Duncan.png : Hey guys, I think we're nearing the end!
 * Fang.png *goes after Jose*
 * José.png : *stops Fang* You sharks never learn! *punches Fang in the nose*
 * Gwen.png Chris! Jose punched your shark, Fang.
 * José.png : No! Al did!
 * Alejandro.png : No I didn't!
 * Gwen.png Don't lie, I saw you.
 * José.png : I have no clue what she's talking about!
 * Scott.png But I do, so does zoey and mike,
 * Mal Standing Full.png : *pretending to be Mike* Huh? I know what?
 * Scott.png Didn't you see that Jose punched Chris's loved animal?
 * Dawn.png He did what?
 * Mal Standing Full.png : *pretending to be Mike* Honestly, I wasn't looking!
 * Gwen.png *to dawn* He punched an animal. Which hurts the envirnment.
 * Zoey.png : *Pulls out a camera* I have it on camera.
 * Zoey.png : I film all the episodes for my personal enjoyment.
 * Mal Standing Full.png : *Conf* I did see it! But José is evil. So I want to wait to get him eliminated! The game's more fun with a little competition!
 * José.png : Well, Sorry for trying to save Scott from a shark! Next time, i'll let Fang eat him!
 * Duncan.png and *zeke.png : *crosses the finish line*
 * zeke.png : Yeah, we made it!
 * Dawn.png Well Alejandro will tell Fang to eat you!
 * Zoey.png : *crosses the finish line*
 * Scott.png *crosses finish line*
 * José.png : *crosses the finish line*
 * Noah.png : *crosses the finish line*
 * chris.png : Okay, challenge is over!
 * chris.png : Looks like Duncan and Ezekiel got here first!
 * Duncan.png : Yeah! Victory Again!
 * chris.png : BUT...
 * zeke.png : Uh oh!
 * chris.png : I said all the first TEAM! And all of the Screaming Snakes got here first!
 * chris.png : So the Snakes finally Win!
 * José.png : Yes! Good job team!
 * chris.png : Killer Kitten go to the elimination ceremony! Also, Duncan and Zeke have immunity for crossing the line first!
 * chris.png : Ok Kittens, time to vote someone off!
 * chris.png : Duncan and Zeke have immunity! So not votes toward them!
 * chris.png : So... cast your votes!
 * chris.png : The following contestants are safe!
 * chris.png : Alejandro!
 * chris.png : Duncan!
 * chris.png : Zeke!
 * chris.png : Geoff!
 * chris.png : Scott!
 * chris.png : Gwen!
 * chris.png : Zoey!
 * Zoey.png : Phew!
 * chris.png : Mike!
 * Mal Standing Full.png : *pretending to be Mike* Yes!
 * chris.png : Izzy!
 * chris.png : DJ!
 * chris.png : Bridgette!
 * chris.png : Brick and Cameron! You are LOW!
 * chris.png : But the final marshmallow goes to...
 * chris.png : IS...
 * chris.png : Brick! Sorry Cam! Your out!
 * Cameron.png : Ohh! Why was I eliminated?
 * chris.png : Sorry Cam, Dock of Shame awaits!
 * Mal Standing Full.png : *pretending to be Mike* Bye Cam!
 * Lindsay.png *throws fire in the water*
 * chris.png : Well, that was interesting Lindsey!
 * Lindsay.png *throws fire on the boat*
 * chris.png : That's all for today! Join us next time! On TOTAL!
 * chris.png : DRAMA!
 * chris.png : ISLAND!